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Friday, July 30, 2010


The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due

to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behaviour

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Adultery

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost

of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:


Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the "REPENTANCE" procedure.

Next, download "ATONEMENT" from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!


Ps: Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice,

and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

Because He Lives
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R.I.P António Jorge Peres Feio

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Nadine's Party

The 1st few photos where taken at Mom's house on the 24th where we all had some cake, the rest where taken on Sunday with her friends at Lisbon's Oceanarium...they had a gr8 time and couldn't get enough of the day, although it was 38º...HOT!!
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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Parabéns á minha linda Nadine

Hoje já fazes 9 anos, ainda nem quero acreditar que a minha linda princesa ruivinha já está tão crescida e rápidamente vai se tornar uma linda menina. Lembra-te sempre de seres tu mesma, mantem o teu espirito rebelde e independente de que tanto gosto e que por vezes me faz subir as paredes, muito e muitos beijinhos de todos nós e nunca te esqueças que o avô está lá em cima a olhar pela sua joaninha:)))
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Fotos recentes dos pequenos da Mimi

Aqui ficam eles todos juntinhos a aguardar donos...menos o azul que já está reservado:)

O pai
A Nadine com a bicharada toda...isto é com alguma:)
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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Rescued From Hell: Animals Seized From USGE Following PETA Investigation

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Mais fotos dos pequenos da Mimi

Azul bicolorOutro azul bicolorazulazul bicolor

Aqui ficam mais umas fotos.  Chamo a atenção para o facto de o azul já estar reservado para a Cátia.
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Parabéns Mimi e Tobias

Já nasceram os pequenos no dia 8 de Julho, são 3 azul bicolor e 1 azul total.  Quem quizer ficar com um destes amores para sempre é só entrar em contacto comigo para eu o reservar:)

Nota: Gatinho todo azul já está reservado:)
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